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October 18, 2014 12:39 am

captainjaymerica:

mishasminions:

THIS IS TOO CUTE OMFG I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING

PUPPY!!!!!!

(Source: puppiestotherescue, via seperati0n)

October 17, 2014 3:00 pm

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

(via cuhlayah)

2:59 pm
lumpenspaceproletariat:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

She’s pretty

this big fluff is prettier than me

lumpenspaceproletariat:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

She’s pretty

this big fluff is prettier than me

(Source: wild-guy, via thehobokitten)

2:59 pm

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

(via loverslawstinspace)

2:52 pm
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via thereasonilostit)

2:52 pm

#1 Sex Tip for Guys

roughsexmakesmewet:

Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.

(via thereasonilostit)

2:52 pm

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via thereasonilostit)

2:52 pm

t0nguelikecandy:

my cat was sitting in the middle of a rainbow I thought it was cool

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12:18 am 12:16 am 12:15 am

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thereasonilostit)

12:14 am
"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"

don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy, via kathleenhannabanana)

12:14 am 12:13 am

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

image

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

12:13 am

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

(via h0useofgold)